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Drama Seemed to Have a Good Time
Travel does not cause drama. People cause drama. Usually anyway. At least they cause all the melodrama. *After emailing her the itinerary, Drama got her friend to suggest to me all the places that were already on the schedule. *It is Read More …
All the touristy things
Caye Caulker is so hyped that I felt bad coming to the conclusion that it really wasn’t a place I wanted to revisit. I’ll try to explain. A word about the sandbar itself. “Sandbar” is technically incorrect. It’s a limestone coral Read More …
Day 7: Flee the Hostel and Snorkel
Tuesday, May 15th As it turns out, the proprietor’s concern was needless. Mom ascended and descended the top bunk flawlessly, much better than the drunk girl on the lower bunk would have done. For the rest of the morning we wandered around Read More …
The Hostile Hostel
He did not make the call in time or more probably, anytime. Of course, I’m referring to the too-chill dude at the hostel in San Ignacio. We arrived at our hostel on Caye Caulker by mid-afternoon. The patchwork building looked cool Read More …
10 Reasons Why Everyone Should Get a Fire before Having a Baby
I’ve heard people say that prospective parents should get a puppy as a kind of training for having a baby. But that’s crazy. Dogs are nothing like babies. What the prospective parents actually need to get is a fire because Read More …